From the recording About Time
Lyrics
A snail walks into a police station
To report a crime
The snails tells the cops
That he was mugged
By a sloth
“What did the sloth look like?”
The cops ask
“I don’t know,” says the snail
“It happened so fast”
A snail drives to an auto-body shop
With his racecar
He asks the shopkeeper
“Can you paint a big S
“On the side of my racecar?”
The shopkeeper says
“Yes
“But why a big S?”
The snail replies
“When you see it, you’ll know
“‘Cause you’ll say
“‘Look at that S-car go’”
Hah
A man is sitting at home
relaxing after Thanksgiving dinner
When all of a sudden
There’s a knock on the door
He opens it, looks forward, side to side, nothing, no one
Then there, on the ground, he sees it, a snail, looking up at him
“Excuse me, sir” says the snail
“It’s really, really cold outside
“Can you please let me in, sir?”
“No,” replies the man and kicks the snail clear across the way
The man is sitting at home again
This time, relaxing after Christmas dinner
When suddenly, a knock on the door
He opens it, looks forward, side to side, nothing, no one
Then there, on the ground, he sees it
The snail. It’s back
The snail looks up at the man, looks him straight in the eye
And says, “What the fuck was that for?”
I mean, “What the fuck was that for?”
Who’s got the time
Who’s got the time
Who’s got the time